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Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 18, 2014 - 05:14pm PT
Once ruled the high board at his local diving arena.

And by "ruled the high board" I mean he used to splash children in the face at the kiddy pool.
dirtbag

climber
Feb 18, 2014 - 05:18pm PT
Is actually fattrad
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:10pm PT
^^ Has a real job, income, and net worth.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
Is not drunk.. oh wrong day

Climbs really fast!
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Feb 18, 2014 - 09:40pm PT
^^ Couldn't shoot a bear dead on his own front porch.

Climbski2 - I actually *do* have a glass of 7 Deadly Zins in hand....
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Feb 18, 2014 - 11:56pm PT
He's got nothin'.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:00am PT
Doesn't know the first rule of fight club
jgill

Boulder climber
Colorado
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:19am PT
Hears sleigh bells where there are none.
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:21am PT
Has a presidential look a like booger collection.
MisterE

climber
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:54am PT
All his children are ugly boys.
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 19, 2014 - 01:00am PT
Plays World of Warcraft late at night in a wizard costume.
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Feb 19, 2014 - 04:04am PT
Jim Brennan and I were doing a late season ascent of the Emperor Face on Robson when he starts gushing some story about his girlfriends round butt and how stupid mountaineering is and how he just wanted to cuddle up with Maggie's holy rump on a beach and never be cold again.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO
Feb 19, 2014 - 07:32am PT
Voted for Bush - both of them!
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 19, 2014 - 07:46am PT
trims his bush with toe nail clippers
philo

Trad climber
Is that light the end of the tunnel or a train?
Feb 19, 2014 - 09:42am PT
Bushless but dreams of a shrubbery.
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:18pm PT
has no nether region
Edge

Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:24pm PT
^^^

Waxes Brazilian.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 19, 2014 - 12:59pm PT
Moonlights playing guitar for U2
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Feb 19, 2014 - 01:08pm PT
Wanted to be Jeremiah Johnson when he grew up
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Feb 19, 2014 - 01:40pm PT
Is searchin' for the dope with a microscope
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