Trip Report
2017-02 Saline Valley Wall and Thereabouts
Wednesday March 1, 2017 6:09pm
Hey folks, time for some penance from the political posts.

Gettin' toward mid-day for the turn-off of 395 near Olancha, got a little blowing sand storm near Olancha Dunes soon after this:
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Near the high point on South Pass road into SV, interesting how the frost is all accumulated on the south sides facing the sun. Must have been the prevailing cold wind pushing what little moisture there was:
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Blurry photos took in a hurry from the iPhone... they don't do zoom well.
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But they make quick and easy landscape shots. Panamint dunes poking out a bit at the head of the valley below, Telescope Peak with a good amount of snow:
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A little rock in the road, but plenty of room to get by:
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Can anyone spot the wide crack to chimney in this photo? (Bonus points if you are thinking "which one?")
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Oh, yeah.
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MisterE, JustTheMaid, Batrock, and I headed off to explore this side canyon, first visit there for each of us.
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A nice arete caught MisterE and JustTheMaid's eyes, but I was compelled to the area by the promise of thrashing.
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That perfect hand crack at the start is only about 10-12 feet high, and I soloed it up and down as part of the recon while Batrock headed higher up canyon. By the time he came back down I lured him up the hill with promise of glory beyond all reckoning. Nice views to be had:
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See what I mean? How can you say no to that?
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This is the part where I did a little less conversation and a little more action. About 10 feet into it I was thinking I bit off more than I can chew. Luckily I was able to get a #5 waaaay deep in and low in the squeeze, so I wasn't so worried about dying. But as I thrutched upward in unreasonably small increments, I was rebuffed by my patagonia stretchy mid-layer acting like the loop side of velcro while the rock grains acted like the hook side. This ain't no slippery Yosemite squeeze. I nearly blew my wad for 6 inches of upward progress, and then losing it all to come back to the stable foot edge out on the face. A few times of doing that and I realized I didn't have the arm bar brawn required to beefcake my way through this. I could sort of get a chicken wing but the friction of my shirt made it a zero sum game. I'm not gnarly enough to lose the shirt for slipperier skin (and lymph fluid/blood lubrication). A slinky kevlar shirt might have helped. But just when I was about to admit defeat, I patched together a series of inside heal-toes and outside knee to heel presses and hanging out to the waist to avoid friction, and a few critical edges from which I could yard upward a bit. Eventually victory was mine, with no rope hanging or gear pulling, and there was music in the background that I couldn't quite make out, but I think it might have been Queen singing Flash Gordon, Savior of the Universe.

After getting past the hard parts, there is a nice place to stand and rest, for a finale of back/foot chimney just a move or two, then an intimidating looking but actually pretty easy roof to reach over and get a bomber handjam, then next move a bomber finger lock. I think Batrock ended up bypassing the crack for the part after the roof, because when you commit you get good spots for your feet to reposition and hop up. So, a great start to the trip. Gear beta: one #5, one #6 to push and leave at the crux, and one or 2 pieces in the 1/2"-2" range, plus whatever leftovers for a natural anchor and then a walk-off. One of those cam trigger puller things might be good if you get the cam back in there too deeply.

This pic shows Batrock heading up our next new route, and shows the first one from a different angle:
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This one is pretty moderate, more solid than it looked from below, another boltless lovefest:
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After I get up there, we enjoy a great view. Here Batrock is checking out JustTheMaid coming up that cool arete I was mentioning before:
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There she is. Too bad I didn't have a proper camera with a zoom:
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Beautiful spot:
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A pic for the selfie-shadow thread:
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Here's that arete, which they said was "the most crumbly thing they had ever climbed" or something like that. They have a license plate that says "I(heart)CHOSS".

Still, some good looking things to sample in this region, but not as long as the routes down the canyon. Good stuff:
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Day 2 began with my morning nature commune, and an assortment of tracks nicely preserved after a great winter so far:
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Alright, enough stalling, time for the morning commute. Our previous day's exploits are up the side canyon on the right of this frame. Today we are going to the normal spot down canyon:
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We got a bit lost in the Zen of gardening, and I can't rightly say exactly how long we occupied ourselves thusly. But it was enough that I felt like we'd already accomplished enough for the day by the time lunch rolled around:
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MisterE and JustTheMaid headed out that morning, and the night before we were joined by my buddy Dave that I haven't seen in a while. He's a lurker here, not sure I'd even recognize his posts if he ever has. More pics, less talking. Getting down toward the main wall area:
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A hippy-dippy scenic shot because I'm like that:
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We pondered a few options, which is hard because there are so many good looking things. We somehow ended up committing to one that some other folks recently put up.
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It's supposed to be 5.9, like just about everything established out there so far. I was a bit skeptical that fingers would fit all the way up, and didn't look like too many ledges to hang out along the way. The expression on Batrock's face tells me he was a bit skeptical too.
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He made short work of the first bit, and it gets a bit more serious but still pretty fun right about here:
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Right about here it is pretty damn desperate unless you are a 5.11 climber. That left wall is slick, the whole thing is pretty steep to slightly overhanging while the initially thin hands pinches down to first digit or tips liebacking.
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We eventually got up this, but let's just agree to not talk about style. Batrock at least crash-tested that the gear placements are good. He'll have a good rock rash on his kidney for at least a week or two. There is some wetness/slime just past the steepest part, and a bigger-than-a-breadbox chunk that moved and threatened to pop out when I got a hand jam behind it. Hard to reach past it without touching it, too scary to trundle when people below, and risk to rope chopping. Above that is another loose and bigger block, but it was stable enough I felt comfortable standing on it but looking quickly for a solid jam in case it cut loose. It's a looong pitch for a single 60m rope, thankfully with a bolted anchor on top, and I basically rapped off the end of the single 60m rope and held the end in my hand batmanning for the last 3 feet to the ground.

And then Dave was shredding the gnar on a highball boulder problem:

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Not much climbing this day, but I think we all felt like we got our money's worth. Even before we started the climb, I was cracking jokes and testing the water for an early departure to the hot springs:
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The nice thing about this place is when you feel like it is getting dark, it's not actually that late, and after the longish hike back up the canyon, you really do lose the sun over the Inyo's right about when you reach your vehicle.
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Pondering old adventures and future adventures:
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And a little more artsiness:
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Going to be some good food here in a few months:
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That's all she wrote folks. Just some soakin', stars, and wind rustling through the palms after this.

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Oh, and of course some donkeys too.

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NutAgain!
About the Author
NutAgain! is a trad climber from South Pasadena, CA.

Comments
Batrock

Trad climber
Burbank
  Mar 1, 2017 - 06:20pm PT
Sent you a few more to add to the report, for some reason I can't download from my phone to the computer.
ground_up

Trad climber
mt. hood /baja
  Mar 1, 2017 - 06:21pm PT
A++ thanks for that !
NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
Author's Reply  Mar 1, 2017 - 06:33pm PT
Thanks Batrock... a couple of pics of me giving that thin crack a shot, and a little better shot of JustTheMaid on the arete:



le_bruce

climber
Oakland, CA
  Mar 1, 2017 - 07:53pm PT
Good stuff, Scott!

Nothing as vexing as road rash on the kidney.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
  Mar 1, 2017 - 07:56pm PT
Very nice! I need red to go back and actually climb!
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
  Mar 1, 2017 - 07:56pm PT
super-gorgeous rock. TFPU!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
  Mar 1, 2017 - 08:01pm PT
What, you don't get enough jack asses here? ;-)
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
  Mar 1, 2017 - 09:19pm PT
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Thanks for the T.R. and the photos, love the panorama shots .. The only thing missing in the story are the little nutjobs..

Jealous... I need to get back to Saline..

Nick Danger

Ice climber
Arvada, CO
  Mar 2, 2017 - 11:10am PT
Nut,
Wonderful TR about a place I have always been curious about, thanks for posting.
RE the first day's activities, I must conclude that you are not a well man. You should probably seek help. Justthemade could probably mentor you towards wiser decision-making.
Cheers, and thanks for the stoke.
guyman

Social climber
Moorpark, CA.
  Mar 2, 2017 - 11:17am PT
Thanks for posting...

Looks pretty darn good
eeyonkee

Trad climber
Golden, CO
  Mar 2, 2017 - 01:45pm PT
Got some great photos there. TFPU!
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
  Mar 2, 2017 - 02:01pm PT
Love it. On my list for later this year. TFPU.
brotherbbock

climber
So-Cal
  Mar 2, 2017 - 02:09pm PT
Two Thumbs Up!
Batrock

Trad climber
Burbank
  Mar 2, 2017 - 02:34pm PT
A word to the wise about climbing in the Saline. The climbing season seems to end around the end of April to early May. By then the daytime temps will be hitting the 90's and will keep getting warmer as the season plugs on. An option is to head down later in the day and climb in the afternoon when the crag goes into the shade. I have climbed as late as early May and unless there is a cold front or unseasonably cool weather early May is about the latest I would climb there. Get in there and get it while the gettins good.
the goat

climber
Mazama, WA
  Mar 2, 2017 - 03:22pm PT
How far is decent climbing from the hot spring(s)/chicken strip? Is it bike-able, hike-able or forgettable?
Batrock

Trad climber
Burbank
  Mar 2, 2017 - 03:36pm PT
It's about an hour south of the springs, 45 if you are moving fast.
Bad Climber

Trad climber
The Lawless Border Regions
  Mar 2, 2017 - 08:53pm PT
Wild. Thanks for this. I'll pump E and the Maid for info. in Bish.

BAd
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
  Mar 2, 2017 - 09:03pm PT
Sweet!
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
  Mar 2, 2017 - 09:08pm PT
Is it true what they say about guys who upload huge photo files?
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
  Mar 2, 2017 - 09:37pm PT
I wonder how my little buddy Perry is...


All growed up by now I bet. [Good thing one of us is]

Thanks for the TR!
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
  Mar 2, 2017 - 10:24pm PT
Mutiny to the springs! Lol

Great fun!
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
  Mar 2, 2017 - 11:32pm PT
Saline is a fascinating place. E and I jetted out for a day. Hope to get back when the weather is a tad warmer.

Just a few supporting pics. I'll post more later.

Nut heading up the mystery offwidth. Just sprinted out there and started up that thing... that was too wide for any of the big gear he had BTW. He channeled his inner chuckwalla.



Nut had to bury his #5 so deep that maw that Bat had a hell of a time getting to it. After much grunting and finally came down to stripping off most his clothes, and
diving his entire body into the maw horizontally. If he had had some cooking oil I believe he would have used it.

No pic but this topo applies.


E and I headed off to a nearby arete... which officially is the loosest pile of rubble I've ever climbed ... but we still had jolly good fun :)

Sorry we couldn't stay for the first major bramble wrangling of 2017. You guys will have that all cleared by our next visit ...
right?













Batrock

Trad climber
Burbank
  Mar 3, 2017 - 08:40am PT
Nut again certainly has an eye for the wide, short and hard, maybe I'll start calling him Tuna Can. I get claustrophobic in those things. Notice the route we tried the next day? Fingers to tips is more in my comfort range and way easier to protect. I must say however there is a long sweeping OW to the right of that finger crack that looks amazing and maybe worth the months of fat people sitting on my chest that will be the necessary training regime to pull it off.
Tom Patterson

Trad climber
Seattle
  Mar 3, 2017 - 11:06am PT
Love this! Thanks for the TR. It reminds me of various trips I've taken in the desert of CA, looking for some obscure, undeveloped area, to just have a fresh experience with.
justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
  Mar 4, 2017 - 10:21am PT
had a little time to pull a few pics.

The wind-blown ice on all the plants driving out was really beautiful.





E and I did a little goofing around in the rock piles waiting for the boys to show up.



I hiked up to The "Aiguille de Saline" ( as I call it).. I was in Ug boots and the wind was howling so I didn't send . :)


NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
Author's Reply  Mar 4, 2017 - 11:13am PT
I guess Uggs would be better before smearing than edging?

That ice was cool, glad someone got some nice pics of it!


Edit: Haha Batrock, who can do it? Tuna can!
Batrock

Trad climber
Burbank
  Mar 4, 2017 - 09:37am PT
Scott, I am kicking myself for not taking a picture of your climbing shoes. Those things are classic. Your Ugg comment reminded me of your shoes.
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
  Mar 4, 2017 - 10:10am PT
Quality NutA TR! Thanks so much.
PSP also PP

Trad climber
Berkeley
  Mar 4, 2017 - 01:05pm PT
Nice!!!
BLUEBLOCR

Social climber
joshua tree
  Mar 4, 2017 - 07:39pm PT
,^^^haha.

TFPU, nice write!
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
  Mar 4, 2017 - 07:49pm PT
Sweet!
jrrasmussen

Sport climber
Oaklandia, CA
  Mar 15, 2017 - 12:59pm PT
Thanks for the report. I went to SV last year for the first time with some friends, none of whom are climbers. I hiked into a canyon and saw some potential, but the quality of rock was questionable. I'll be out there in November 2017 and would love to get some casual climbing in if anyone is planning a trip out around that time.

-joanna
NutAgain!

Trad climber
https://nutagain.org
Author's Reply  Mar 15, 2017 - 01:08pm PT
^^^^ I'm pretty sure I'll be out there some time that month, and if Batrock didn't have a family I suspect he would make it his home base. See you then!
dee ee

Mountain climber
Of THIS World (Planet Earth)
  Mar 15, 2017 - 02:53pm PT
Thanks! I love that part of the globe.
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